66+ Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant

Being pregnant was the healthiest Ive ever been in my life.

Funny quotes about being pregnant. Ive been to war. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned medically coaxed or happened by surprise one thing is certain your life will never be the same-Catherine Jones. Going to work while pregnant can be hilarious as it is but when youre a performer its an extra-special experience according to Amy Poehler. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze Ive reached that point in my pregnancy were I no longer want to wear pants Everybody leave me alone.

Everything grows rounder and wider and. Mommie Poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. And soon the world shall know with an ultrasound photo. A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty Unknown.

Pregnancy is hard and having a sense of humor during that time is harder. Sep 9 2015 - Some really great shares that I had collected and shared with my daughter while she was expecting. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. There is sim something profound about the bond between a mother and her children.

Doing sketch comedy on live television while pregnant is like wearing a sombrero. Pregnancy is getting company inside ones skin-Maggie Scarf. See more ideas about pregnancy quotes funny pregnancy humor. Most are funny but there are a FEW more serioussweet things sprinkled in as well.

A grand adventure is about to begin in birth month and year -Inspired by Winnie the Pooh. 50 sweet funny relatable sleeping baby quotes. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant. You can pretend to be a serious person but the giant hat gives you away the actress said in her book Yes Please.

This is the last in the funny pregnancy quotes list. The best is yet to come. Cute Quotes To Announce Pregnancy. I guess we can all agree motherhood is a full-time job with no option for retirement.

Funny Quotes Straight from the Top. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife -Queen Victoria. Except for the cupcakes. Everything is wide while youre pregnant.

Funny Pregnancy Quotes and Sayings to Fill Mommies With Chuckles Motherhood is an unusual phenomena no you dont lose your hair or teeth. 100 Best Pregnancy Quotes. Quote for Moms on their 2nd 3rd or 4th pregnancy. These funny pregnancy quotes are all true but only women will know this.

100 best pregnancy quotes 1. Your due date Our family will be growing by two feet. Ive had a busy day being pregnant and need to do it again tomorrow. But sometimes thats all you have when you need to get through those long days.

Our most popular baby quotes. Yes please whine to me about how tired you are today. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria Its a great thing about being pregnant you dont need excuses to pee or to eat Angelina Jolie Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated Erma Bombeck. One of the most beautiful inspirational quotes about pregnancy is this one by Mary Mason.

Your due date And then there were three.